Monday, April 23, 2007

Funny

Funny
Current mood: sleepy

Forwarded to me at work today... Simple but funny:

Whether Democrat or Republican, I think you'll get a kick out of this!

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?" Dad says,
"Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the
family, so call me The President. Your mother is the administrator of
the money, so we call her the Government. We are here to take care of
your needs, so we will call you the People. The nanny, we will consider
her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we will call him the
Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense." So the little
boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night,
he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He
finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy
goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to
wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks
in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up
and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his
father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.
The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think
politics is all about." The little boy replies, "The President is
screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The
People are being ignored and the Future is in deep doo-doo."

Currently listening :
I'm Your Man
By Leonard Cohen
Release date: 25 October, 1990

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