McCain to Veto Beer

Uh oh. With this proclamation, ol' John McMaverick might lose a few of the gun-totin' conservatives he's courting:

In a slip of the tongue while railing against excessive earmarks at the National Small Business Summit in Washington, the presumptive Republican presidential nominee inadvertently pledged to veto the popular alcoholic beverage.

I will use the veto as needed. I will veto every single beer — bill with earmarks," he said, as rumblings from the crowd could be heard. "And every single bill that we have come across my desk I will make them famous. I will veto them, you will know their names."

Personally, I would really miss beer if it was vetoed. Let's not elect this man.